Jokes to Tell Your Easily Triggered Friend

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Zaryxn
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Post Wed Apr 04, 2018 7:05 pm

What do a dad and a pizza have in common?
>>>If they're both black, you've got nothing to eat

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
>>>They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

What do you do if your girlfriend comes at you with a knife?
>>>Hand her bread and some mayo. Her sandwich making instincts will take over.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>Trick question, feminists can't change anything.

More to come...feel free to let loose your own.
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Paltos
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Post Mon Apr 09, 2018 1:11 pm

holy fucking shit dude you're so edgy. ZF needs people like you! Can we tag you right now??????
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Zaryxn
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Post Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:16 pm

Gotta catch me first Paltoast
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Post Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:39 pm

Zaryxn wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:16 pm
Gotta catch me first Paltoast
Excuse you, but it is Potaltos.
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Paltos
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Post Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:25 pm

Poro wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:39 pm
Zaryxn wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:16 pm
Gotta catch me first Paltoast
Excuse you, but it is Potaltos.
He's too edgy for that, he needs to try to make up his own version. Sadly it failed :(
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Zaryxn
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Post Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm

Paltos wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:25 pm
Poro wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:39 pm
Zaryxn wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:16 pm
Gotta catch me first Paltoast
Excuse you, but it is Potaltos.
He's too edgy for that, he needs to try to make up his own version. Sadly it failed :(
Teach me not to fail Potaltos :cry:
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Paltos
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Post Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:00 pm

Zaryxn wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm
Paltos wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:25 pm
Poro wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:39 pm


Excuse you, but it is Potaltos.
He's too edgy for that, he needs to try to make up his own version. Sadly it failed :(
Teach me not to fail Potaltos :cry:
Now you're just being a sheep. No one wants a sheep.
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joink
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Post Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:44 pm

Paltos wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:00 pm
Zaryxn wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm
Paltos wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:25 pm


He's too edgy for that, he needs to try to make up his own version. Sadly it failed :(
Teach me not to fail Potaltos :cry:
Now you're just being a sheep. No one wants a sheep.
I wanna be inside a sheep.
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Zaryxn
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Post Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:21 pm

joink wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:44 pm
Paltos wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:00 pm
Zaryxn wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm


Teach me not to fail Potaltos :cry:
Now you're just being a sheep. No one wants a sheep.
I wanna be inside a sheep.
Now I'm worried...


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