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by ChrisCross
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:05 pm
Forum: Random shit-posting
Topic: How To Shit Post (Step By Step Tutorial)
Replies: 21
Views: 3471

Re: How To Shit Post (Step By Step Tutorial)

I know one about when your parents have unsafe sex, but your mom is on the pill so it's fine.
Unfortunately she puked the pill because she got drunk and then you were born 9 months later
by ChrisCross
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:02 pm
Forum: Random shit-posting
Topic: Rocket League
Replies: 1
Views: 373

Re: Rocket League

Rocket league is for people without a driver's license that are wannabe astronauts

(shoot me a friend request if u wanna play)
by ChrisCross
Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:03 pm
Forum: Random shit-posting
Topic: How To Shit Post (Step By Step Tutorial)
Replies: 21
Views: 3471

Re: How To Shit Post (Step By Step Tutorial)

Thanks for the tutorial here is my first attempt:

When i'm alone I like to rub myself in vaseline while naked and hide in my closet. I then pretend i'm a snail
by ChrisCross
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:25 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: ZF is looking for Youtube/Twitch/Singing talent and is recruiting.
Replies: 640
Views: 81078

Re: ZF is recruiting.

- Your age. - Why you're zf material. - Your greatest gaming related achievements. - The games you play. - Most favourite ZF member. 18 Because i'm super mature, my voice is apparantly sort of soothing. I'm Dutch like Tom! I played skyrim without nude mods, pretty impressive.. right? Right now I us...
by ChrisCross
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:15 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: ZF is looking for Youtube/Twitch/Singing talent and is recruiting.
Replies: 640
Views: 81078

Re: ZF is recruiting.

- Your age. - Why you're zf material. - Your greatest gaming related achievements. - The games you play. - Most favourite ZF member. 18 Because i'm super mature, my voice is apparantly sort of soothing. I'm Dutch like Tom! I played skyrim without nude mods, pretty impressive.. right? Right now I usu...